Sorry everybody! Revision, acute physical agony, and a cat named Sausage ate my holiday.
And no, I do not think I will elaborate on that. I want to see you come up with your best conspiracy theories in the comments.
I do, however, have a few more productive things to say to you - and I like to think some of them may pique your interest.
Namely because if it doesn't then none of them are going to happen.
I want to do a poll to see what sort of things you would like me to post about. I know, I know, this is lametastic, with extra-fried lame chips and a side dollop of lamesauce, but bear with me.
- Would you like me, at some stage in the future, to arrange a giveaway for paperback copies of St Mallory's Forever?
- Would you like me to post a little bit about promoting your book, post publication?
On the other hand, you could also leave me broader points - which of my posts do you like, and would like to see more of? Would you like me to do more reviews, or writing guides? Would you like me to talk more about books, or less?
Would you like me to video myself skydiving off the top of the eiffel tower dressed in a ball gown made of tin foil?
I'm joking. But I almost had you fooled, didn't I?
Leave me a comment, and let me know on any or all of the above - or something else entirely. It's all up to you for today, my friends.
I do want to see those conspiracy theories, though. Just saying.
~ Charley R