You're probably right, but I haven't read the book.
I'm not surprised - I wouldn't bother, unless you want to read it as a learning exercise in How Not To Book.
Someone said that there are too many books in the world to finish every bad book. I've struggled through a lot of bad ones already, but since I have the warning on this one, I think I'll skip.
Twilight makes for an excellent How Not To Book.Also, Edward is 100, not 900. Is someone thinking of The Doctor a little too much? :P
Indeed. It's a pity, because it does have /some/ interesting aspects and ideas . . . it just doesn't capitalise on them and instead trips over all the pits of How Not To Do A Thing.
Also yes. Edward's age was so unimportant that I forgot it altogether.