Interactive Post: Let's Play a Game!

Before we begin, I would like to make a few little announcements:
1 - Yes, this game is exceedingly daft.
2 - I am more than aware that it is extremely daft.
3 - I do not care that it is extremely daft
and 4 - Once you start playing, you'll see why statements 2 and 3 are so true.

THE RULES!
1 - Thou shalt awaken thine magical singing device (Ye Olde Ray-dee-oh suffices just as well as the incomprehensible iPod)
2 - Thou shalt read and take careful note of the name that be given to the song thou art hearing.
3 - Thou shalt add the suffix "in my pants" to aforementioned name.
4 - Thou shalt indulge in shameless hysterics at the best results of these rules.


Oh, and a last addition from me:

5 - Thou shalt comment on this post with thine favourite results, and go forth and spread the lol-magics!


Now leading by example, here are some of my Distinctions:

The Plagues in my pants
The Final Countdown in my pants
The Beast of Pirate's Bay in my pants
The Bells of Notre Dame in my pants
Haunted in my pants
By the Sword in my pants


And, last of all, TOP THREE:

3)  No One Mourns the Wicked in my pants
2) Army of Justice in my pants
1) What Have I Done in my pants


Tee hee hee :3

Fear not, my friends, I shall be back to proper posts very soon. I'm just a little whacked out on painkillers and icepacks at the moments. My poor legs are suffering after several days of (relatively) high octane physical activity.

In the meantime, release your inner three year old!

- Charley R

"I Ate It" - The Silliest Children's Song in the History of All Silliness!

I think the title speaks for itself on this one ... enjoy!


Where’s your homework?
I ate it.

Where’s my jacket?
I ate it.
Where’s the housekey?
I ate it.

My parents and my teachers,
My friends are all confused.
They don’t know how it happens,
It leaves them all bemused.

Where’s my pen gone?
I ate it.
Where’s the football?
I ate it.
Where’s my workbook?
I ate it.

We’ve called up the detectives,
The police, the CSI,
We asked them how it happens
But they can’t guess how or why.

Where’s my glasses?
I ate it.
Where’s the mailbox?
I ate it.
Where’s the goldfish?
I ate it.

My auntie thinks it’s stra-ange.
My uncle has no clue.
My sisters think it’s housemice ...

But what say you?