In answer to the questions that are undoubtedly raging in your minds right now:
1 - Yes, I'm a Lord of the Rings nerd
2 - Yes, I have a weird sense of humour
3- Yes, I am posting these links in the hope you will find them as mind-blowingly, eye-poppingly hysterical as I do.
and 4 - No, there is nothing you can do about it.