As anyone who's taken a look at my "Scribblings" tab will know, I'm currently working on the the third installment of my fantasy trilogy. Amidst a lot of plotting, backstabbing, ambushing, snarling, snapping, swearing and pyromania, I have actually managed to give a couple of iffy scenes a read over in the past few days. Of course, as one often does in rough first drafts, I found typos.
And what magnificent typos. Here are a few of my favourites that I think you will all enjoy.
"Kairin winced and rubbed the mark on his chests" - So he's a pirate now? Arr!
"I can hardly even smell my own name!" - A bad case of BO perhaps?
"No doubt with the aim of conquering all who stood in his bath" - Touch the rubber ducks at your peril!
That's all for now folks!
-Spook (never realised how hard it was to write an assassination scene, let alone successfully bungle one)