I'm getting very good at this whole disappearing lark aren't I? Evidently my experiments with time travel are getting me somewhere after all.
These coming weeks are going to be nothing short of merry, mocking madness. Mocking me, that is, but I couldn't get that in there. Grammar before alliteration, my friends.
It seems Duke of Edinbrugh is determined to steal a good half of my holiday, because as of tomorrow I'm off to spend a week on an island, hurling myself into the maw of the freezing sea while trying to pilot kayaks, sailing boats, and various other forms of aquatic aparatus.
And after that I'm moving house. To Germany, surprise surprise. I shall explain more about that palaver when the relocation is complete, methinks. Who knows, perhaps my camera will play nicely with me and allow me to make a video of my new lair taking shape? We shall see. Either way, the move is bound to rob me of internet access for a good week at least, and thus I shall be late in getting back to you whatever happens.
But say one thing for Charley Robson, say she's well prepared. In these few free moments that I have, I am organising posts to keep you all amused. It's going to be a hodge-podge this time - there's a short story, and some music, and some pictures, and there's bound to be even stranger things appearing in there too.
I hope you'll enjoy them. Judging by the distinct lack of WUBBLE in the comments of our lovely (fictional) hosts, you seem to have enjoyed meeting them well enough! If you missed those, then I'm sure Rahad, Vidal and Abra would love to see you dropping by to see what they have to say.
They aren't getting half competitive over whose post is your favourite. Feel free to leave a comment to help sort the argument out before I'm forced to spray them all with paintballs and sporks. Or any commet for that matter. Who else's life is being eaten by a large To Do List?
And . . . can anyone teach me to speak German in a week?
~ Charley R
P.S. Finally learnt how to add GIFs to Tumblr responses without using a URL. I am far more proud of this than I should be.