We're on the Weird Side of Plotting Again...

We've all been there: desperate to write something, but we honestly cannot think of what. Sometimes it's too many ideas at once, sometimes it's no ideas at all, and sometimes it's caffeine-related. It's a pain, but normally we can get out of it eventually - either by staring it down, or simply looking away and waiting for it to get bored and leave.

But sometimes we don't feel like being paragons of virtue and leaving it alone. Sometimes we want to kick the wretched conundrum into the middle of next week because WE NEED WORDS, CURSE IT!

So here, with the helps of Springhole.net, I have discovered five of the most weird, wonderful and downright giggle-snort inducing potential plots on the planet! 

To anyone who actually writes one of these for a blog post, I will personally publish a post all about it and tell the world how awesome you are.

Now ... send in the clowns!

1) A talkative cat must stop a towel and swallows the ideal significant other.

2) A geeky dancer must stop a monster from under the bed with the help of a kingdom.

3) A deranged doctor becomes another realm and swallows a monster from under the bed.

4) A fuzzy dog takes over the village and discovers the dishwasher.

5) A mysterious gargoyle disguises as a kingdom and discovers a mop.

Extra kudos to anyone who comes up with a believable method of allowing one to disguise oneself as a kingdom!

- Charley R